Getting a Hello Kitty tattoo is bad, getting one right smack front and center of your forehead pretty much assures that you have – how should I say this diplomatically – lost your damn mind (my theory is that Sanrio has invented a Hello Kitty virus that makes people do things like this…):
This is the type of tattoo that gets put on when you have had a few too many beers and then you wake up the next morning and wonder why the damn thing won’t rub off. At least, that is what I truly hope happened because it just doesn’t register that anyone would purposely want to do this to themselves. But then again, one should never underestimate what the evil feline will get people to do willingly…
Sent in by Aja D (via livejournal) who should have to get a Hello Kitty tattoo in the middle of her forehead for ever thinking that bringing these photos to my attention could ever be a good thing…
shiver I never thought I would see something else that would render me as speechless as the scars but that takes the prize. I will say this, either that guy was seriously wasted or he has an insane pain threshold and, regardless, looking at that picture makes my face hurt like a witch.
The Hello Kitty tatoo on his forehead looks very sharp while his other tatoos are somehow dull.
The tatoo technology seems very improved these days or the sprits of the evil feline made it so sharp and crisp. I think the tatoo will stick to his head for the rest of his life. What his mother would say … Coincidentally, Mother’s Day is approaching. Is he going to show the tatoo to his mother?
whoa, that dude is like rediculously ugly, no joke
i think its a good idea for him (but him alone) it draws attention away from the rest of his face
Oh good lord. Thats horrible! I love me some HK but really?! I would love to know the story behind this. Why? If he’s even an hk fan which doesn’t seem likely with that seriel killer look on his face I can’t imagine him loving anything that cuddly enough to tat it on his forehead. I hope he’s an artist himself cuz’ good luck finding a job where you need a “clean cut” image. Granted he’s currently rocking blue hair that can change easily.
That makes me feel so much better about my tattoo choices.
It would be tough getting any job, even if it doesn’t require a clean-cut image. Or to be taken seriously by anyone, anywhere…
Yeah I don’t know if those are decals or actual tattoos. The reddening underneath the blue line and the HK face COULD be a sign left over from tattooing, although it could be hives just breaking out all over his face because the decals are irritating his skin.
Why on the face? I don’t care if it’s ‘branching the gender image’ crap, I just can’t take a guy seriously if he’s got a Hello Kitty tattoo on his. Now, the only exception if it was a bloody severed and mutilated Hello Kitty head, but that in itself is quite borderline.
On a side note, are those headless naked babies in his hair? Disturbing…and yet intriguing. But mostly disturbing.
What I’m wondering is why he’s spending money on tattoos when he clearly needs to spend a few visits to the dermatologist.
Aside from that, my primary thought is, “How the devil do you get a job ANYWHERE looking like that?”, let alone a decent paying job.
he has really gross teeth.
I wonder what bank he works at…….
say no to drugs.
just say no.
The Hello Kitty tattoo is the most normal part of that guy.
Darlene is mysteriously silent on this one……
I love tattos, but HK tatoo is bad enough on a guy, but I always think the face should be off limit to any tattooing, unless you want to permamently stay jobless, so HK or not this is WRONG and that guy looks as creepy as all the other tattooed heads going around, HK makes it worse.
And I don’t think it’s a decal, the redness is all around the lines, whcih is what happen with a real tattoo, plus the guy looks distrubed enough to actually be the type to go only for the real thing no matter what.
Me shivering from the pain it must have been to get it, the tattoo needles typically get more painful when there is less flesh under it, and on the head..My the guy must have felt his scull vibrate and his hear buzz forever!
im more concerned about his teeth and those damn naked baby clips …
Oh yeah–I saw this piece of work at WTF_INC. Caused a bit of a HK flame posting during the day. XD
my eyes oh my eyes….
i like tattoos on places like my arm, back etc but on places were i can show them when i want to and not at times when they are not the right thing to do.
facial tattoos are beyond fugley UNLESS YOUR ARE MORI NEW ZEALANDER FORGET ABOUT IT. no responisble place should do it.
Even darlene couldn’t stand the sight ?
The HK isn’t nearly the worst thing in this photo. You have to want to flush your life away to tattoo your head. Not to mention how many TIMES this guy has done it. UGH.
Its a GUY?! Omgwtfbbq, indeed.
WTF.
Um, think he needs to pay for a DENTIST before he goes and has HK tatts! When was the last time he BRUSHED his teeth!?! Sheesh…and i agree with everyone else, he looks evil, and i wouldn’t want to encounter him in a dark alley! Also, hows he ever gonna get a job with that on his face?
I wonder what he does for a living….because a forehead tattoo is definitely a job stopper. I like Hello Kitty but that’s why I buy an HK purse…this is ridiculous – and what is that blue glitter thing on his head with the little doll parts sticking out?
Ummmmmmmmmm……okaaaaaayyyyy………wow…….
Ladies, I agree with the teeth comments….icky- ick!
that guys scares me.
no offense but that guy isn’t a looker anyway, maybe thats his last resort in getting chicks
Tanning beds only cost $8.99 per visit…consider it an investment….
FANTASTIC tattoo! cheers mate!
……. Normaly I would make some sort of comment about how wronge this is. But there is nothing to say that hasn’t alreade been said.
Where’s darlene on this one?
That guy is proper scary though.
whoa……now…THAT is sexy! =] yes….i am serious!
Actually, I know the guy. He’s a musician who worked under the name Jacuturu:3; been awhile since we talked, so I’m not sure what he’s up to now.
He’s an incredibly sweet guy, but a little obsessed. The best part of this was that a friend, knowing my love of Hello Kitty, mentioned she’d seen some random goober on Teh Intarnets, and I knew immediately who it was.
Jacurutu:3 rather, sorry.
He could be sweetest guy ever, but with today’s society people will naturally shy away from him…
P.S. I do LOVE the Pac Man tats though 🙂
Yeah, the head & neck tats send a certain type of message, irrespective of what the individual’s actually like.
So my tattoo with starts and swirls shows how ‘out there’ I am??? Of course!
😉
is he wearing eye makeup?!? that is a little scary…..
but i like the tattoo of hello kitty though.
He’s a professional wrestler and the line will divide further tattooing. He is tattooing pretty much half of his body blue.
Hello Kitty virus, huh?
Is that the same virus that made him stop brushing his damned teeth? Not to mention the fact that caring for a new a tattoo requires HYGIENE, a skill this guy doesn’t seem to have.
okay…now that’s just TOO far. Despite the hello kitty tattoo on his forehead, what the hell happened to the rest of his face???
HAHAH reading the comments from others…I had a thought. He COULD work in the Sanrio store that’s in the Opry Mills mall in Nashville LOL
what the hell???????????????
the hello kitty tattoo is cute but not on him
As i would like to see HK in the cross hairs, I also take it that location of this tat is the ideal place to aim. It solves the problem of the Doink that did this and i also get to destroy HK itself with only one shot.
***Blinks again at the stupidity***
wow…his mother must be so damn proud.
i wonder what he will look like when he is 80
when i saw this all i did was stared at the computer screen in awe..yea this guy’s got problems..and he will look like a stupid ass with that tattoo when he’s 80 and he will regret it
he’s going to be the only old man in the senior home with a
HK tattoo in his forehead!! >=/
the tat artist relli did a good job =]
but i would never ever ever get a tat on my fore head!! even if it was hello kitty
I know that guy!!!! Oh my Goddess….he’s a creepy singer for a damned awful band here in Michigan….ewwwww….::shudders::
cool!!! I like this tattoo. This is the most coolest tattoo ever ‘skiluru’ (icelandic)
i did NOT mean it!!! 😀
that dude is so ugly but his tattoo is hot
I know him and he is not from Michigan but close he is from Ohio. I’m not sure how many cds he has out under Jacurutu3 but I know he has a few. He is also an awesome artist and designs his own comic books. He is also a pro wrestler. He wrestles for buckeye pro and EGO. He is defiantly strange with m.u.s.c.l.e men figures in his dreads and some crazy tattoos. He also has a big HK branded on the top of his right hand! look him up on myspace and see a lot more pics!
Looks like the lead singer of Prodigy. Talk about ‘Firestarter”.
IM WITH JENNSTER!!! JUS SAY NO 2 DRUGZZZ!!!
he must of been on sumthing :[
wow.thats jus sad.
that guy is scary looking.
There’s enough ignorance in this comments section to outdo a whole convention of Holocaust denying Scientologist Klansmen. Seriously.
First of all, yes, people will judge him. Of course. People will judge him, and everyone else, regardless of how he looks. The only difference now is that his appearance sends a different message. Let us also keep in mind that the message his appearance sends is most important to him when he’s sending that message to the people he cares about. Had it not occurred to you that the people he cares about might find this tattooing to be a positive thing? Had it never crossed your mind that this might be a message that he might possibly perhaps just WANT to send?
…but of course not.
It’s this thing called cultural diversity, people. lern2cultur, lawl.
It’s called normal behavior in reaction to another person’s actions, and you can’t ‘cultural diversity’ it do death. To a point even that ‘cultural diversity’ crap is done to death and even gets insipid within itself.
wow what a nerd
omg what a flippin retard!!!
well he’s already freakish enough, i don’t think the hello kitty tattoo really made much of a difference.
That dude is PUNK ROCK
Wow… this is BY FAR the worse HK tat. I can live with the Star Wars/ HK mashup, but to plaster HK’s face on your forehead? FOR LIFE? For shame.
Ideal son in law …idd hello kettie him if my daughter would bring that home !!!
Hmmm… I think that the hello kitty tattoo on that man’s forehead, may be the least of his problems =/
as someone who likes and has a few stupid tattoos this has to be up there on the idiot scale. this guy is in a band called murderdolls they’re not too famous but enough for him to not need to get a “real job” im planning for next week to get a zombie HK on my knee cap and i think thats fine this douchebag give people who love tattoos for the art a bad name
You gotta commend the guy for coming up with the most effective method of birth control to ever be thought of.
He’ll never have to worry about children.
Ever.
yes
666
bravo
anticrist
This guy will NEVER get laid.
Woahhhhh!
That’s weird.
I am totally obsesseddddd with hk, wallets, bags, shoes, food, bed covers, socks, pillow cases, blowlling bag, paper bin…you name it, but a tattoo on the face…
Abit over the top…also, he’s not from the murder dolls.
Hello kitty and satan just don’t mix.
But, its his choice and who are we to judge him.
Haha.
Ps: lying on my bed, everything hello kitty I can see…Bags, shoes, wallet, make up, nail art, bowling bag, lip gloss, car seat covers (which im yet to put in my nissan micra), phone furr, mini diary(hanging from my hiptop)…that’s all I can see from here. But I have sneaky sneaks that are abit private. Lol.
But a tattoo on ur head, nooo wayy..
Maybe on my wrist, no worries. But naaa
I had a heart attack.
That is… *shivers*
Hahha. Awww.
That’s so cute. haha.
Heart attack. Lmfao. Good job.
X kitty Princess, Rachh
He has the money for tatoos but not a toothbrush? I just dont understand people in this world.
Yepp. Truee. Lol.
Yepp. Truee. What a noob.
I showed this goth guy at school and he was like “mad, that looks awesome”.
Hahaha.
that guy is the devil
This is the first time I have ever ‘pittied the Kitty’
This is pretty much an admission that your life is over.
I’ve seen this guy in person, this past Halloween. I actually have a picture of him. I’m all for freedom of tattoos, but even I had to question this one.
Look at the guy’s teeth and the sores around his mouth, he’s clearly lost his mind to meth, and I feel sorry for that tattoo.
This is wrong on so many levels !!!!!!!!!!!! So thats what a meth head looks like ??????? This is just WRONG whos this fellows Mother ? There should be rules on where and what you do and put Kitty I bet he has the “Hello Kitty vibratoroops i mean shoulder massager “
thats mad sweetxD whether it has hello kitty or not
What…the…HELL.
maybehello kitty will convince him to brush his teeth.
OMG! as much as i love hello kitty, i wouldn’t mind getting the HK tattoo on my forehead. totally stupid!
the bloke obviously didnt have a father figure…
just think people who express themselves like this, is just one big cry for help.
Kids… this is one of many prime examples of over extended drug usage.
Put the meth pipe down, stay out of your parent’s medicine cabinet, stop huffing the rubber cement and spray paint in the back of the classroom and pay close attention to what we say…
“Just say NO”!
It only goes to show that you can’t trust anyone who doesn’t like cats.
Matches his zits nicely.
this guy obviously doesnt care about his self image… just look at his teeth… GROSS
this is not good and cool
a) tattoos are painful
b) they don’t come off without pain.
c) this tattoo looks like bullcrap.
d) i feal really sorry if he was drunk when he got it
e) but that’s what you get for doing bad stuff! 🙂
Maybe he was thinking all of his get up would take the attention AWAY from his zit covered chin???
Nope. Didn’t work.
Talk about a serious outward cry to “be different from everybody else”
Oy.
Oh lord no.Not this dude.
as if tatoos weren’t bad enough . . .
and what’s up with the guy’s hair??
LMAO, i respect people and their choices. However lmao i simply cannot stop laughing because this has got to be the corniest thing ive ever seen in my entire 19 years of existence, and ive seen quite a bit . . . . if ive never been speechless before the time is now.
alright now don’t blame hello kitty on this that dudes just crazy
His name is Garry and he is a wrestler/musician/author from Dayton Ohio, it is indeed a real tattoo done by artist Rev. Chad Wells. I’m not going to speak for Garry/Jacurutu3/Scary Garry however I will say he thought through this tattoo for quite some time, as well as the HK branding on his hand.
haha hello kitty rockkss heaaa
i love hello kittly
i love hello kitty
i love hello kitty
i love hello kittly
i love hello kittly
i love hello kitty
Personally I think you are just as obsessed with HK as your darling wife is. Why else would you obsess over it in a blog? And you two looked real cute as matching kitties.
Now this guy, he looks like he is already lost in some satanic hell. I am not a big HK fan but I do like your site, laugh lots at your readers’ reactions. I come here when I need a giggle from the more serious things I blog about.
Thanks.
OK THAT ONE GOT ME. NOTHING TO SAY…….
Wow you look like crap, and your a creeper
that tattoo its ugly hello kitty sucks ><
very very gay ;@
rofl sooo stupid.
he’s ugly anyway…
He had to have been high on meth or something. How could he have actually thought this tattoo through
MYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOODDDD…..
SOMEONE…..KILL HIM…PLEASE…
…okay this caught my intrest so much i read every comment out loud to my little sister and OMFG come on everyone and pack ur bags the zombie infection has started don’t let him come near u he might bite and then u’ll have a zitty meth destroyed blue face with permenat eyeliner and a hitler like kitten on ur head …. EVERYONE RUNNNN NOW SAVE THE CHILDEREN THEY ARE STILL INNOCENT…seriously this is prob. one of the reasons hitler started the holocaust
peace
Omg…..im so gna av nitemares bou him, nd his teeth r horrendous….ewwwww
Nd im kinda put of Hello Kitty swel, luks kinda creepy now….
That guy looks scary, like the buffalo bill type of scary…. makes me uncomfortable just looking at him… somethings not right with him.
ugh……na u know u need 2 brush yo yellow teeth boiiii….u is 2 old
Holy crap, this guy is really messed up!
You people are a bunch of idiots.
WHO GIVES A CRAP what someone else on this God forsaken planet wants to do with their bodies? IT’S THEIRS. I bet MOST of you are fat, ugly, zit covered, STD itchy nerdlingers. You can do that to yourself because it is your right to.
I have known the man in the photo for a long time, and he:
1. Does not do ANY drugs.
2. Does not drink.
3. Is a very, very unique person.
4. Works and contibutes to society.
5. Has a lovely girlfriend.
6. Is quite easily the nicest person I’ve ever met.
GET OVER the judgements. If you don’t like it, look the other way.
Hmmm im not sure but i think i’ve seen this guy in London and he was wearing a pink tutu. Im sorry if im wrong about this cuz i dont want to put this guy down…im not saying i would ever consider putting a hello kitty tat on my forehead but then again i dont really care if this dude wants to, its his choice so whatever…Plus if what Lori is saying is right then id rather have this guy in my vicinity than some douchebag with a tribal…
Peace
AWESOME! Looks like half my friends in Santa Cruz… well ok not LIKE ’em but they would be way jealous of this guys style. 🙂 Body is a blank canvas… and I have a life time to fill it!
Wow I Love Hello Kitty,!But Dude That Is Not Even Necessary Like Come On Now,!Show That You Love Hello Kitty In A Different Way Not On Your Forehead,!Next Thing You Know He Probably Gone Have Some Other Crap On Chin,!But Really You Do Better,!
Good Job— that will help me place the target just right…
Dear God please tell me that what he has done to himself is not an actual tattoo!
seriously, hes obviously a major drug addict that doesnt realize what he’s doing in his life anymore.
if he’s not functionable enough to brush his teeth theres no way in hell he has the common sense not to get a hello kitty tattoo on his forehead.
or a blue pumpkin thing on his neck.
ridiculous haha
Reply to: “yet another anonymous”: you are so stupid, it almost makes me want to cry. that tat is fresh so its ‘sharp and clear’ and the others are old so they are dull. you are an idiot! Of course it’s going to be stuck to his forhead forever, it’s a fucking tattoo!! and do you really think his mother isnt going to see that?! you have the intelligence of that of a fly, go get you some learnin’!!
In discussing whether this tattoo is real or not, no one denying it’s reality noticed his pac-man tattoos on his neck. I’m going with “real.”
I regret my tattoos. They’re on my arms. Sure, they’re nice looking, but I just wish I had my original skin back.
I would kill myself if I woke up with HK on my face.
WOAH ! THIS GUY IS THE DEVIL. I BET HE AINT EVER GETTIN A GIRL! LOOK AT HIS TEEH :O no suprise this dude got a HELLO KITTY tattoo,. he has a damn line down his face, and look at his hair ! WTF. wow, hes gonna die with all those tats all wrinkled and alone. wth is wrong with this “thing” he dosent even look human o.o
wow.
He is CRAZY….
Wow!! I love tattoos but that’s way to crappy!!! Definitely people are strange!!!!
EWWW!!! HE HAS YELLOW TEETH!! he should really brush he’s teeth……& the tattoo….looks like those ones for little girls where u take out the clear cover & put it on ur skin! hahahaha~~!!!!! :’D
I think this chap needs help =^.^= lol
if he is trying to look like zombie…. hes doing a great job!
i doubt he gets any vagina
I love it! Not on the forehead but its a cute tattoo
phwoar……i like it, i…guess…but phwoar, hes shocking!!love hello kitty tho!!!! but lori, u may defend him, sure…..but u must remember tht most of us do not indeed kno this…gentleman, and therefore are jus voicing our opinions based on his appearance….we are all different and think in different ways of everything, including individual’s choices in the way they present themselves and i guess we could all be somewhat more open…but i do agree tht he should at least keep up with dental hygiene though…..in this day in age, it is usually best to visit dentists as humans have developed a keen sense of maintaining proper health, and brushing those teeth is an easy method of doing thus
This guy was obviously not in his right mind when he got this. He will never be taken seriously again in his whole life.
I think it was an immoral decision of the tattooist to agree to this.
I’ve met this guy at a few art shows at a club called the Pearl in Dayton, Ohio. At every show, he is the main person I would converse with. Don’t ask me to explain the guy, because all i can say is he is very eccentric, but also one of the nicest and most open people I have ever met. One thing I to say about the yellow teeth, as so many people are picking on that, coffee stains teeth and he loves his coffee. I don’t get the tattoo. Haven’t seen the guy in years to ask him about it, but I will say this, he is a very creative guy, but not insane, as I thought he was when I first met him. And he was always surrounded by attractive women, goths mind you, but attractive and plentiful. With that said, I do agree about the forehead tattoo. He will be regretting that later in life, that’s for sure. A gimmick is a gimmick, but a this? I think he took his gimmick too far. He’s getting attention for it, that’s for sure, but the wrong kind of attention.
I bet his baby eats green apples and then cries about eating green apples and then he eats green apples and then watches Hello Kitty and then shoots up while watching Hello Kitty and then mutters, “I love heroin and Hello Kitty is my heroine”.
Definitely that guy does not give a damn if he is called a freak by others. The second thing I noticed is that his terrifying face does not seem to go with such cuteness, is like kitty is there but she does not want to
This man is a wrestler by the name of Scarry Gary. Those arent naked babied in his hair. They are Mini Mashers from the 80’s/ he does have a good job and somehow lands some of the friggin hottest chicks around. The tattoos are real. he has also recently began some scarification sessions. You should really check him out. Jacrutu Banks. Life Power Church. Pretty much just look up Scarry Gary online
Wow cant believe i found a pic of this guy on the internet i know this guy irl he is the coolest dude ever. he really is. I tihnk the kitty tattoo is sweet
Omq; The Only Thinq Pretty In That Face Is That Hello-Kitty Tattoo.
Ahh’ ! I Want One xD
Lmbo:D
I was so sure this was fake, so I looked up the name that was given for this guy. Jacurutu:3, which is still someone I’m not sure who or what they are (since there is almost no information on the guy period) is there…and depicted several times with a hello kitty tattoo smack dab in the middle of their forehead….
He looks like he hangs out in Slimelight. All that needs to be said.
His website – //www.jacurutu3.com
//www.myspace.com/jacurutu3
He’s from Indiana..
lmfao so hard. i cried so bad 2 these comments. espically number comment 89. i can’t take comment 89 seriously. and i would never want to do meth to end up like that peice of shit. lmfao about going to the determatoglist. to comment 118 lori, i feel bad that u think all of us r fat, zitty, and etc. because i am not fat or don’t have zits and ik for dayum sure i don’t do meth. lmfao xD
This guy is totaly a devil worshoper u can just c it and does most of u who agrees with this guy even now about god and that he doesn’t like what this guy has done get ure. Self right with god and start worshiping the correct god not some Hell-O-Kitty cult
Hahahahahahahaha…….this guy looks like a total idiot! He should change his name to “I thought this through and still look stupid”…how tough as a man can you feel with that tattoo on your head? The guy that gave him the tattoo should set himself on fire!
Lol I used to work with him at Walmart (in Centerville) when i was in college. He was pretty nice actually. And if I remember right, he dated another girl we worked with who was pretty good looking. I was always surprised Walmart hired him, but I guess, like I said, he was nice.
A man infected with the kitty virus that became a hello kitty zombie. OMG! FOH!
(caption for the second photo)
“Lord, just take me now!”
It looks like this dude is looking for attention… Going through a phase as most parents would say…
One day he’s going to wake and realize what a big mistake having that tattoo was… laser removal on your forehead is going to painful and it’s going to look gross…
Well done dude… You parents must be so proud! YUK!
lmao, make the comments stop. please.
He’ll never get any cock shaving his eyebrows like that