You know it’s going to be an extraordinarily terrible holiday season when it begins with Hello Kitty nails being made worse than all the examples already out there (something that any normal person would assume would be impossible). Then again, one thing I have learned over the years is to never underestimate how bad Hello Kitty can make things, especially when you believe you have seen the worst. Thus, it should be of little surprise that someone thought that Hello Kitty Halloween nails would be a good idea:
Hello Kitty nails
Hello Kitty Weekly Links
I know, I know. It’s like a car wreck. Even though you know that you will thoroughly regret it, you still slow down and take a look. In the same way, you know that you will thoroughly regret looking at all this Hello Kitty stuff that didn’t make the front page:
Hello Kitty POW Ambush Necklace
Hello Kitty LCD TV (update)
Hello Kitty Christmas Wreath
Hello Kitty Blythe Doll
Hello Kitty Judith Leiber $4000 Hobo Bag
Hello Kitty Band Aids (update)
Hello Kitty Nails (update)
Hello Kitty Version Love & Peace = Paradise Mano Erina (video)
Weekly Update
It’s once again that time of the week where you have the choice of leaving this blog and enjoying your weekend, or inflicting pain and torture upon yourself by looking at all the horrifying additions that didn’t make the front page this week. A bit of advice — just because there is a car wreck doesn’t mean that you have to look…
Hello Kitty Luggage (update)
Hello Kitty Hat and Mittens
Hello Kitty Flowers (update)
Hello Kitty Hangers
Hello Kitty Earbuds
Hello Kitty Digital Scale (update)
Hello Kitty Nails (update)
Hello Kitty Hoodie
Hello Kitty Halloween Costumes (update)
Hello Kitty Sex Doll Harem (possibly NSFW)
Hello Kitty Swine Flu Mask (update)
Hello Kitty Photo Dump
It’s that time of the week again when those posts that that didn’t make the front page are listed for self induced torture for those who decide for some unfathomable reason that you must go and visit them (It must be car wreck syndrome — you know you shouldn’t look, but you have to anyway…). The scariest part is that it seems no matter how many of these I list, more still arrive – a constant Hello Kitty Hell…
Hello Kitty Nails (update)
Hello Kitty .45 Caliber Handgun
Hello Kitty Radio Controlled Truck
Hello Kitty and Disco Stormtrooper Costumes
Hello Kitty Box Cutter
Hello Kitty Swine Flu Mask
Hello Kitty eMac
Hello Kitty Jack-o-Lantern (update)
Hello Kitty Bloodfest
Hello Kitty Darth Vader Halloween Costume
Hello Kitty Halloween Tattoo
Hello Kitty Three Apples Fashion
Hello Kitty Headband Bow (update)
Hello Kitty Roller Coaster