Hello Kitty Telephone Booth

It’s never, ever a good sign when there is a squeal of delight the second that my wife sees a photo of the evil feline. If it is something that can’t be bought, then my wife wants to go to where ever the Hello Kitty thing is located so she can say she has seen and used it. The Hello Kitty phone booth is now on her list of must see things when traveling and ensures that one more of our trips will be filled with the excruciating pain that is Hello Kitty Hell…

Hello Kitty phone booth

Left on Facebook by Mandy

Update: Anyone sane would think that one of these in public would be one too many, but obviously not the evil feline:

Pink phone booth with Hello Kitty theme

Sent in by rose

Hello Kitty Skis

My wife loves to head to the mountains in winter because she has this horrendous Hello Kitty snowboard set-up (she doesn’t actually snowboard much, but she sure does enjoy sitting at the bar in her Hello Kitty outfit), but she has never really wanted to ski. Of course, that was until the evil feline introduced these Hello Kitty skis by Victoria Couture:

Hello Kitty skis

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Hello Kitty Nori Cutter

My wife absolutely loves her mini collection of Hello Kitty nori (seaweed) cutters and uses them way too often. What they mean for me is that the evil feline ends up staring back at me on virtually every meal that I’m served and there is nothing that will ruin a meal faster than having Hello Kitty staring back at you…

Hello Kitty nori cutter

Left in the comments by rachaelwrites

Hello Kitty Photo Dump

For those that want to torture themselves more, some of the photos that have been added this past week that didn’t make the front page:

Hello Kitty M4A1 Gun
Hello Kitty Headband Bow
Hello Kitty Bra and Panties
Hello Kitty Samsung Media Player
Hello Kitty Smurfs
Hello Kitty Wii
Hello Kitty Bathroom Mirror
Hello Kitty Hilary Duff Skateboard

And the following posts were updated with new photos:

Hello Kitty Three Apples Art

Hello Kitty M4A1

Note: Sanrio legal counsel has contacted me because they realize that their fans are not bright enough to know what is an official Sanrio product and what is not. They didn’t feel that this would be a problem until the fans started contacting them directly, and they soon realized how painful it was to actually have to converse with a fanatic, and not even they had the patience to actually do this. As a result, they sent out a notice to me begging for me to take down my posts about guns that had the evil feline on them just so they didn’t have to ever correspond with the fanatics again. When I explained that they brought it on themselves, they pleaded that I spare them the torture that they inflict on me on a daily basis and asked me to post the following, Since I actually have a conscience, here is what they have to say:

Sanrio® has informed us that Sanrio is not involved in the manufacture or sale of Hello Kitty guns or weapons, and does not allow Hello Kitty® to be used to market guns or weapons. The items shown in this post are either digitally fabricated images or were custom-decorated without Sanrio’s permission. Sanrio alleges that creating false digitized images of Hello Kitty guns or weapons, or custom-decorating a real gun or weapon with Hello Kitty art, infringes Sanrio’s copyrights and trademarks, and may violate criminal laws.

And onto the original post…

Because let’s face it, in the world controlled by the evil feline, there just can’t be enough Hello Kitty guns

Hello Kitty AK47

Left in the comments by Brian

Updated: Still not sure I have the correct gun model, but corrected from AK47

Hello Kitty Lady Gaga Markus & Indrani Photos

My wife was already a fan of Lady Gaga due to her Hello Kitty hair bow and visit to Japan where she professed her love of the evil feline. This has only grown as Lady Gaga posed for a Markus & Indrani photo shoot for the Three Apples art collection (yet another reason to avoid this if at all possible, as if you really needed another reason).

Hello Kitty Lady Gaga plush dress

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Hello Kitty Headband Bow

No matter how much a Hello Kitty fanatic wishes it to be true, putting on evil feline plush ears with a bow is not acceptable behavior. Asking your significant other to try them on “just to see how they look” pretty much assures that you are comfortable with him living in Hello Kitty hell…

Hello Kitty headband plush

Hello Kitty headband bow

Sent in by amara (via hottopic)

Update: Of course, the evil feline would never allow there to be just one of these as monica shows via the Three Apples art exhibit:

Hello Kitty bow

Hello Kitty Bra and Panties

In another attempt to get me in trouble with my wife (which has unfortunately succeeded), I am now officially not allowed to look at any women other than my wife in Hello Kitty bras and underwear. I was tempted to ask for her to make it a 100% ban on looking at any women in Hello Kitty bras and panties, but figured I was already in enough trouble…

Hello Kitty bra and panties

Sent in by lilly (via Freyja*)

Hello Kitty Samsung Media Player

My wife already had all kinds of Hello Kitty media gadgets that all do the same thing and most of which she never uses, but that doesn’t stop her from wanting to add more to her collection. Her latest want is the Hello Kitty Samsung YP-U5 DAP which ultimately means listening to the Hello Kitty theme song again and again — the ultimate torture in Hello Kitty Hell…

Hello Kitty Samsung media player

Hello Kitty Samsung

Sent in by hilary (via Samsung Hub)

Hello Kitty Fashion Face Mask

There are a few things that always hold true when it comes to the evil feline. 1. If it’s something that I have no desire seeing, it’s going to end up at my house or in my email box. 2. Of those things that end up in my email box, quite a few of them are not going to be explainable. 3. When a Hello Kitty photo can’t be explained, it isn’t good. This is a perfect example:

Hello Kitty facemask

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