Hello Kitty

Hello Kitty Gets Ticket From Police

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Despite the wishes of Hello Kitty fanatics, Hello Kitty doesn’t get her way with everyone. While Hello Kitty fanatics think that you will find sweetness inside the evil feline, more and more people are realizing that this is what is far more likely to be lurking inside. Apparently, the cops feel that Hello Kitty is up to no good:

My wife thinks that it is shameful that the cops would stop and question Hello Kitty. I, on the other hand, think that Hello Kitty getting stopped by the police is a good start, but this photo would have been infinitely better if she was being tasered with her own signature taser model…just saying

The photo comes from major deegan (used with permission). Originally sent in by HK Guy from a Hello Kitty Junkie tweet on Twitter (and then by many others). Next time find me a shot of Hello Kitty getting tased and I’ll buy you a beer…

Hello Kitty Pajama Bottoms on Men

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It’s never a good sign when you see something in Hello Kitty Hell for the first time, but you can usually console yourself with the fact that it was most likely a one time abnormality that you will never have to witness again. It’s much more worrisome when that image appears for a second time in a different situation because this gets you thinking that you may be seeing the beginning of some horrifying trend that will mentally scar you for life. That is exactly the situation I now find myself in with Hello Kitty pajama bottoms being worn by men:

Hello Kitty pajama bottoms

Left by mybffmatty on Twitter

And the first image from the Hello Kitty significant other post

Hello Kitty pajamas

Sent in by Melanie

Hello Kitty Weekly Links

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I know, I know. It’s like a car wreck. Even though you know that you will thoroughly regret it, you still slow down and take a look. In the same way, you know that you will thoroughly regret looking at all this Hello Kitty stuff that didn’t make the front page:

Hello Kitty POW Ambush Necklace
Hello Kitty LCD TV (update)
Hello Kitty Christmas Wreath
Hello Kitty Blythe Doll
Hello Kitty Judith Leiber $4000 Hobo Bag
Hello Kitty Band Aids (update)
Hello Kitty Nails (update)
Hello Kitty Version Love & Peace = Paradise Mano Erina (video)

Hello Kitty POW Ambush Necklace

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Living in Hello Kitty Hell, you get used to seeing all the overpriced cheap crap that is out there, but the evil feline seems to take the overpriced theory a lot more seriously than most retailers. Case in point, the Hello Kitty POW! necklace which looks like it comes out of one of those gumball machines in front of your local drugstore, but carries a $200 price tag. Just the thought that they can get away with this makes you want to put one of those Hello Kitty guns to your head and put yourself out of misery…

Hello Kitty Pow Ambush Necklace

Hello Kitty POW necklace

Hello Kitty Ambush necklace

Sent in by Bianca

Hello Kitty Jeans

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Seriously, how difficult is it to make a pair of jeans? Apparently, it’s more difficult for Sanrio than for every other clothes manufacturer in the world. Either that or the evil feline wants her fanatic base to be known to each and every person in the world because there is no way in hell that any other person besides a fanatic who would ever be caught in a pair of these. I can state this fact unequivocally even though I’m a man and have no fashion sense. Don’t believe me? Just take a look…

Hello Kitty jeans

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Hello Kitty Christmas Wreath

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If a Hello Kitty fanatic is going to have a Hello Kitty Christmas tree, you know that they are sure to have a Hello Kitty Christmas wreath as well. Now you know the reason that suicides spike during the holidays:

Hello Kitty Christmas wreath

Sent in by Gabe

Hello Kitty Blythe Doll

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I never understood the appeal of Blythe dolls. If you have spent even a little time on this blog, you already know I have absolutely no comprehension of what goes on inside the mind of Hello Kitty fanatics. So the combination of the two into a Hello Kitty Blythe doll pretty much defies all reason in my opinion which will mean it will be a huge hit with both Hello Kitty and Blythe fanatics. One more reason to lose hope in the human race ever surviving…

Hello Kitty Blythe Doll

Hello Kitty Blythe

Hello Kitty Blythe doll eyes

Left on Twitter by whereisjeannie (via blythedoll)

Hello Kitty Judith Leiber $4000 Hobo Bag

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Hello Kitty is up to her old tricks of putting lots of sparklies on ordinary crap and using the pink horror to blind Hello Kitty fanatics into paying a small fortune for it. When my wife showed me this Hello Kitty Judith Leiber piece (while strongly hinting it would make a wonderful gift) she didn’t seem to see the irony in a “hobo bag” costing $4000. When my wife doesn’t get it from me for Christmas, I wonder if she will believe that a hobo beat me to it?

Hello Kitty Judith Leiber $4000 hobo bag

Hello Kitty Mano Erina

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If you want to thoroughly traumatize your ears and eyes, while at the same time wasting two minutes of your life, all you have to do is listen to the high pitch, diabetes inducing noise of Mano Erina’s song Love & Peace = Paradise (Hello Kitty version of course). Having people scratch their fingernails on chalkboards would be less painful and much more appealing to the ears. You have been warned:

Sent in by Lillian

Hello Kitty Weekly Photos

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It’s that time of the week again where you know that you should not be anywhere near this blog if you want to keep any of your sanity or sleep well in the coming 7 days. Go outside and cut down a Christmas tree (preferably the non Hello Kitty type) — you’ll be much happier than if you decide to take a peak at the evil feline horror show that didn’t make the front page this past week:

Hello Kitty Christmas Tree (photo update)
Hello Kitty Swine Flu Mask (photo update)
Hello Kitty Sweatshirt Will Kill You
Hello Kitty Must Die
Hello Kitty Wash Your What?!?
Hello Kitty Fanatic Significant Other (photo update)